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Damn you, Columbus, with your discovering of America. School holidays - when I am coughing up chunky pyrotechnic phlegm - DO NOT WANT.
Half the family on way to US Mens Soccer match v. Cuba while I am stuck watching Oswald reruns on Noggin w/toddler. ASK ME IF I AM BITTER.
@redneckmommy I'm totally assuming you are naked under your apron.
Khaled Hosseini on McCain/Palin: http://tinyurl.com/5yahqa
@Greeblemonkey I fear it may be too little, too late. Palin is the one striking matches and extinguishing the fire won't be so easy.
Still fumbling through week one of newborn insani...zzzzzzzzzzz..... oh... what? Hai! Here, have some photos. http://tinyurl.com/42w5lp
Behold his awesomeness... http://tinyurl.com/4wxbwa
@AMomTwoBoys *grin* Yay, the other two were at like 5:44 and 5:46 so apparently I am built for a 12-minute birthing window. :)
Milo Duran Kistler, born 9/29/08 5:34pm EST. 9 pounds 14 ounces. My baby will kick your baby's ass. :)
You know what rocks? WiFi in the hospital and a hubs who will bring your laptop so you can get your fix. THAT is what rocks, my friends.
OK: Break time. Internets, I'll see you in a few days. Think of me in about 24 hours... I'll be the one begging for the epidural and fries
Woke up to find the children fighting over foam blocks and begging for their breakfast. Oh, and also naked.
Rediscovering the genius of the Thompson Twins. "If You Were Here". Le Sigh. Jake Ryan, I LOVE YOU!
Took a 2 hour nap this afternoon, got up to eat dinner and watch Good Eats with the kids, now ready to go back to bed. 23 hours to hospital
@redneckmommy Come & get your birthday love! Your rotund, "No, I still haven't birthed this baby but will totally make out with you" LOVE!
@AnyMommy In 8 months I promise not to mock you or ask if you are having a 12-pounder. I'll send chocolates and - Hey! - you smell nice!
Pondering: Give birth on Monday, home (hopefully) Wednesday. To DC for Sangria with the All Mediocre babes on Friday? It could work...
Andrew Sullivan picked up on the McCain "HorseSh*t" comment as well. http://andrewsullivan.theat...
The YouTubes confirm McCain's reaction to the Spain slap last night.. wow. http://tinyurl.com/3khscp
Gave kid ultimatum this morning. We're buying him a clock, and he's not allowed to leave his bed until it says at LEAST 6:30.
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