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New blog post: To make a long story short http://tinyurl.com/66voa9

@momneedstherapy new outfits = more laundry, i'm in hell
@trollbaby for $7500 I would be over there stealing hammers and cracking dry wall, but I'm without shame
@Maggie because I don't need one more reminder that I can't keep track of what day it is without advertising my incompetence across my tits
@trollbaby what're they using, carrier pigeons? This is the age of 500 ways to send messages, my 7 y.o. sends me emails, get with it!
@michellelamar I have a shiny gold idol of you next to my door where i bow to you every morning
@momneedstherapy dry, yet wearing entirely new outfit...go figure
@trollbaby tell builder that 100000 angry interweb-ophiles will be after his ass should he not get it right
wet = clean, right?
must go bathe 4 y.o. before support group, should be interesting as lately it's an effort like nailing jello to a tree
@DoubleAgentGirl shut up, it was beautifully written, HE deserves his own blog
@DivineMojo <---LIAR LIAR pants on fire
@trollbaby Oh good, so we can all put away the shovels and bleach?
@DoubleAgentGirl he is ALL heart and we can't read enough of that
@DivineMojo we can start a commune of boozy, snarky women..oh wait, we already have one..we call it twitter
@DoubleAgentGirl Stop it, no YOU! BTW, LUUUV me some Aftermath now, he is a goooood man
@mammaloves ummm, yeah, let us know how that works out for you
@mommywantsvodka ok, my inner 10 y.o. found that hysterical!!
@DoubleAgentGirl well, next to YOU
@DoubleAgentGirl She's my hero