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tracy1314
Why use 5 words when you can use 150? Ugh, clarity of communication seems to be dead.
09:37 AM September 02, 2008
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AmyJane
John just greeted me at the door like an excited puppy: "Bristol Palin is pregnant!" Seedy politics are his Desperate Housewives.
11:20 AM September 01, 2008
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AmyJane
I had big plans to start a blog this summer. Unfortunately, I don't have much to say. What I really need is a 300 character Twitter.
03:19 PM August 14, 2008
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rabid3k
Hmm... the iPhone's text message design is REALLY good at getting you to text incessantly...
10:35 PM August 06, 2008
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AmyJane
Jonas: "Mama, Mama! Big Bird is so DUMB!" Probably not the message Sesame Street wants to send, but he's right. That bird is a half-wit.
05:11 PM August 01, 2008
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AmyJane
"You know Minnie's kind of a prude, but Daisy is up for ANYTHING." My husband takes a children's cartoon and makes it dirty.
10:32 PM July 29, 2008
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AmyJane
I know I joke a lot, but my husband is so awesome and smart and funny. Unrelated: I'm on heavy painkillers.
09:34 AM July 27, 2008
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AmyJane
Jonas, upon entering small mammal house at the zoo: "Jesus Christ, this place smells like pee! Can we leave?" That's how I know he's my boy.
02:04 PM July 24, 2008
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AmyJane
Jonas woke up in tears: "Did you have a bad dream?" Him (hysterical): "Yes! Somebody stole Daddy's iPhone!" Took 30 minutes to calm him.
05:12 AM July 20, 2008
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xsquared
I have a crush on Dr. Horrible.
10:23 AM July 17, 2008
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joelsantiago
DocHorrible: <mumble>"You should trust your instincts."</mumble>
11:47 PM July 16, 2008
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stevenf
A guy yelled "YOU'RE ALL SUCKERS" at the iPhone line, but it sounded more like he yelled "GHOSTBUSTERS". Ghostbusters are awesome!
05:06 PM July 12, 2008
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zeldman
If I can teach my child just one thing I've learned in life, it will be this: Tip big, and smile like you mean it.
09:57 AM July 12, 2008
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mathowie
Why did no one call me last night to say there was a Bollywood number on So You Think You Can Dance? It was worthy of phone calls, people.
11:01 PM July 10, 2008
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chrisash
@ibexwool and for the love all that is holy, don't build your own CRM app!
11:29 AM July 08, 2008
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"The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks."
Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
04:54 AM July 06, 2008
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scottsimpson
I don't like the word for it: "litter." It encourages kitties to be irresponsible.
03:52 PM July 01, 2008
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AmyJane
Jonas just told my sister to "grow a pair". We're going to be in trouble when he starts school, aren't we?
05:29 PM June 26, 2008
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nevenmrgan
OH at WWDC: What do you do at Apple? - I'm on the iWork team. - Oh, those are 2 great apps! -3, actually. -No, those are *TWO* great apps.
05:22 PM June 25, 2008
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AmyJane
Best apology ever, from Ice-T: "I apologize, Soulja Boy, for telling you to eat a dick." Seriously, you guys, I think he really means it.
03:33 PM June 24, 2008
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