AlfredENeuman
Fri @ 3 PM why don't we all push our feet hard against the ground to see if we can slow the earth down a bit. Might give us a few extra days
| AlfredENeuman Twiiter is so perverse. I tried to post a gem yesterday & it was lost in "flying whale" hell. Now I can't think of a thing & Twitter is fine |
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| AlfredENeuman Everything in Las Vegas is rated #1! But check the small print. It might be: #1 for a noon show that's free & stars 5 people over age 45. |
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| AlfredENeuman In Vegas with the Giz Wiz! Played the slots. Lined up 3 cherries & fruit salad came out! Then they charged me $4 for a bowl to put it in. |
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| AlfredENeuman Wow, Obama is on the cover of a magazine. I wish I was that famous! Wait, I'm on the cover of a magazine too. I can't remember which one tho |
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| AlfredENeuman The economy is getting so bad, this past weekend there was a run on my piggybank! |
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| AlfredENeuman Got a new campaign slogan for my Presidental bid: "Okay, the last 8 years didn't work, let's try something different." Open to others tho. |
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| AlfredENeuman Poster of Indiana Jones' earliest adventure: Embryonic Jones - download here from MAD website: http://tinyurl.com/5jssh3 |
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| AlfredENeuman A watch with no hands, tells no time. And a digital watch without batteries isn't any better. And a sundial on a stormy day, well, you know! |
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| AlfredENeuman Another way to tell your company is heading toward bankruptcy. Friday changes from "pay day" to "We owe you another week's pay" day! |
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| AlfredENeuman Reason #2 your company is heading toward hard times. Among the deductions on your paycheck is "desk & chair rental". |
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| AlfredENeuman @WOnet No, when Gaines died, Warner/DC Comics moved us to corporate headquarters...on the 4th floor... boo.... |
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| AlfredENeuman People keep writing on my wall over at FaceBook. I wish just one of them would take the time to stop and paint my wall! Off-white, 2 coats. |
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| AlfredENeuman Ways you know your company is sliding toward bankrupty. #1. Your health plan is replaced by a bottle of aspirins. More to follow. |
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| AlfredENeuman I'm back at MAD. I had a heck of a time finding the office. The staff is so funny! Every weekend they move the offices to a new building! |
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| AlfredENeuman Just got back from Twit Cottage. Beautiful. White w/ green shutters & trim. Looks like it was just painted! And it was. Leo made me do it! |
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| AlfredENeuman Today in San Fran all transportation was free until noon 4 'clean air' day. I went 2 airport & tried to get a free flight to London, but no. |
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| AlfredENeuman Yes, I'm traveling with the Giz Wiz. I came to San Fran 1st class too. Except The Giz was on Continental & I was in crate mailed 1st class! |
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| AlfredENeuman What was all the excitement about today? I tried to download FoxHole 3 & got "page not found." Amazing # of lost pages on the Internet! |
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| AlfredENeuman Bank's must have incredible ESP because today I received emails to update my personal info from 3 banks I don't even have accounts with yet! |
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