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wbruce
Simple litmus test: if you have a barcode label on your laptop, you need a new job. Sorry.
10:38 AM July 16, 2008
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warrenellis
There's nothing showing at the local cinema that I'd watch even if the only alternative was having Don Rickles' balls rubbed into my eyes.
05:30 PM July 16, 2008
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aedison
"has a self-assigned IP address and may not be able to connect." *May*. Lovely. God _knows_ I don't want my computer to deal in _absolutes_.
04:50 PM July 16, 2008
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warrenellis
@sispurrier got it with XP, as I don't have time to learn an OS written by and for unemployed pasty Finns in frightening knitwear.
12:56 PM July 16, 2008
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pdxgrrrl
Coming soon to a bookstore near you: "The Hobo Vagina Monologues."
03:55 PM July 15, 2008
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tj
@chockenberry I think that's still just "douche" but I could be wrong.
03:35 PM July 15, 2008
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chockenberry
"Hobo vagina" Is that what the kids are calling popped collars these days?
12:32 PM July 15, 2008
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pdxgrrrl
I guess I should shower soon, lest I have a hobo vagina myself.
12:24 PM July 15, 2008
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jonnodotcom
Wow, that Flickr group I created already has 90+ members. Who knew iPhone owners were so eager to show off? *cough* http://is.gd/Syq
11:22 AM July 14, 2008
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scottsimpson
My wife just bought a dildo made of vintage typewriter keys.
11:30 AM July 13, 2008
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scottsimpson
It's amazing what people can do with safety pins, scrap fabric, and decades of loneliness.
11:25 AM July 13, 2008
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codinghorror
A day where I have to write PHP code: not quite as bad as a day where I have to write Perl code. But on the whole, still not good.
02:12 AM July 12, 2008
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FarkerPeaceboy
Hot shower + brand new towel + 3-day growth = white fuzzies all over chin this morning. Looked like I went down on Bea Arthur.
11:59 AM June 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
_Chinese Democracy_ has its moments but mostly sounds like a soundtrack for perfunctory sex by couples I don't particularly like.
11:09 AM June 23, 2008
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jeremymcanally
Man. This is like a rabbit hole. A very deep, dark, spiky rabbit hole of death that's on fire.
10:32 AM June 23, 2008
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Moltz
Submitted my resignation to Yahoo today. I don't actually work there, I just saw everyone else doing it and it looked like fun.
07:35 AM June 20, 2008
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warrenellis
Is cryingandwanking.com taken? Must check.
05:20 PM June 12, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Threw some chicken bones and baby teeth at a photo of Andy Hertzfeld. Resulting pattern says: BIG iPhone upgrade. Also: my baby is _pissed_.
08:24 AM June 09, 2008
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mattgemmell
@alancfrancis RIGHT FRANCIS, OUTSIDE. YOU BRING THE WHIP AND I'LL BRING THE GUN AND WE'LL SETTLE THIS LIKE FUCKING ARCHAEOLOGISTS.
12:59 PM May 27, 2008
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AmyJane
While we're doing labor stories, John bitched throughout my 38 hour labor that his chair was uncomfortable. I wanted to rip his face off.
12:19 PM May 26, 2008
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