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ryanblock
Okay, I'm coining a new term for when @veronica links to a site: VDoS
11:19 AM July 22, 2008
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acedtect
Gun-shaped Bluetooth handset. NOT hands-free. http://tinyurl.com/5ezk5k
05:46 PM July 14, 2008
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MarsPhoenix
In November, even if still alive, I'll lose contact with Earth due to Solar Conjunction--when Earth and Mars are on opposite sides of Sun.
10:07 PM July 11, 2008
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georgeruiz
OH: "Faith is a choice. I choose you, Sasquatch!"
10:39 AM July 03, 2008
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mollywood
Aw, baby's too short to open the refrigerator. I told him, "it's hard out there for a shrimp."
06:04 PM June 18, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"What did you think, Mr. Littlejeans?"
08:37 AM June 11, 2008
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Randydeluxe
is shaking it. Shake shaking it. Shaking it. Shake shaking it. Shaking it like a Polaroid picture. Shake it shugah!!
10:41 AM June 09, 2008
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mosenmori
@Veronica i.e. Anymore would make our ears bleed...With blood of flowers and awesomeness!
01:14 AM June 09, 2008
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LoganTwedt
@Veronica Ironic since Time magazine NEVER talks about what time it is...
11:35 AM April 07, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I've often thought that I'd like my second attempt at playing fake video game drums to be professionally videotaped for a DVD. Here goes.
11:01 PM February 22, 2008
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patheticboy
@Veronica Sure...pizza, like wine, gets better with age :-)
12:33 PM February 19, 2008
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scottsimpson
Oh, God I wish my kids were hungover.
09:27 AM January 01, 2008
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Overheard: "She control-alt-relationshipped."
09:08 PM December 06, 2007
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scottsimpson
My son pretends he's driving by turning an imaginary steering wheel and shouting GODDAMMIT. It appears my work here is done.
02:13 PM July 28, 2007
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mheerema
organizing my life so next week doesn't hit like a ton of bricks
11:41 PM July 14, 2007
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scottsimpson
You know that breeze that follows somebody after you pass them in the hall? Yeah, I don't like that breeze.
03:15 PM May 11, 2007
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StephenColbert
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war.
01:47 AM April 14, 2007
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chrisbrogan
Every time I hear 'sectarian violence,' I think of receptionists getting surly.
10:05 AM January 02, 2007
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