SuburbanTurmoil
I'm sorry, but I can't answer the question "Mommy, who made God?" before I've had two cups of coffee.
| Finding yourself the target of a Mommy Mafia hit. http://tinyurl.com/5akcd2 |
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| Come on, join the firestorm of controversy! http://tinyurl.com/5hgo6q |
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| Move over, Wiggles. There's a new Mommy-Fantasy-Foursome in town. http://tinyurl.com/5hmmhb |
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| Punky was torn yesterday between buying a Disney Princess nightgown and a "hannamatana" nightgown. The princesses won. Lesser of two evils. |
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| Search term of the day: "Can you go crazy from watching The Wiggles?" Answer: YES. |
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| Does anyone know how to contact The Gypsies? I might have a child up for sale... |
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| "Hey, that's not very nice to say to me!" "What isn't?" "'Stop talking, go pee pee.' That's not very nice to say to people!" "Oh. Sorry." |
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| Making Chicken Breasts Lombardy. Could be interesting. Or inSTRESSting, as my daughter would say. |
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| Search term of the day: "how to give CPR to a hamster" |
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| Punky: Mommy, I'm a bad guy, but I'm a GOOD bad guy. Because bad guys are people too, right? |
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| Sound off on your Arbonne/Mary Kay/Avon/Pampered Chef- hawking "friends!" http://tinyurl.com/5lwjho |
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| @amalah Relief! I've been thinking about you ever since I read the L&D tweet. Hope you get better soon. |
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| @mommy4cocktails Congrats! So excited for you all! |
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| Paralyzed by inaction. |
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| Best hate mail from a piece of candy. EVER. http://tinyurl.com/5djhjd |
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| Suddenly Punky's favorite show is "The Suite Life w/ Zach and Cody?" My little girl is growing up. *sniff* |
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| This is maybe the worst thing you could EVER find in your diaper bag. Besides a severed finger, I mean. http://tinyurl.com/66mye5 |
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| Uh oh. Punky just screamed "This really SUCKS!" while playing a video game. Put another check in the Bad Mommy Book. |
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| "Working." |
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