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alexalbrecht
Man there's nothing like getting up early and walking the streets of London for coffee
11:22 PM October 09, 2008
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patrickryne
my roommate just told me he knows he can't date selena gomez because it's illegal. like that's his only barricade.
07:08 PM October 09, 2008
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nostrich
University said I have fees that are outstanding. I said "thanks!"
02:05 PM October 08, 2008
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urbandaily
Joe Sixpack - Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.
08:00 AM October 03, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
Tricked the boyfriend into giving me a breast exam, but the only lump we found was on him.
06:16 PM October 01, 2008
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AdamColas
was very disappointed by iron man. i still wanna bone RDJ in every way though.
05:59 PM October 01, 2008
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ylnt
Now @scottsimpson is crying: he thought his investments were doing OK until he realized he had been looking at his stock charts in Celsius.
02:06 PM September 29, 2008
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SeoulBrother
UNFOLLOW ME NOW. MARTINI TAKING EFFECT.
06:48 PM September 26, 2008
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wilw
You know, the last time congress rushed through one of Bush's OMGDOITNOWORWEALLDIE bills, we got the Patriot Act. I'm just saying.
12:25 PM September 25, 2008
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wilshipley
When I heard "Free Sarah Palin" my first thought was, "And apparently her daughters aren't too pricey, either."
03:30 PM September 24, 2008
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Moltz
Twitter apparently sold all those extra characters to Macworld which is dumping them over and over again into my RSS feed.
09:11 AM September 24, 2008
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Moltz
I was in workplace sensitivity training for 3.5 hours. Not sure if this was the point, but it did reaffirm my sensitivity to role playing.
04:37 PM September 23, 2008
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SeveralBillionM
Yay, new _The Big Bang Theory_ episode! Let season two commence!
12:53 AM September 23, 2008
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codinghorror
"don't talk to me about how impractical my $1500 computer is, compared to a similar $500 computer, if you own more than 10 pairs of shoes."
11:10 PM September 22, 2008
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wilw
This girl needs friends who don't let her out of the house in multicolored pastel snakeskin boots, short shorts and a pink sequined cap.
05:10 PM September 22, 2008
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nostrich
Bought an abridged dictionary today, but it didn't have half the words I looked up. Abridged too far, I'd say.
06:54 AM September 22, 2008
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MrMadsen
Jesus Christ, my farts today could easily kill a lamb! :(
05:21 AM September 22, 2008
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michaelaranda
Holding my urine in longer so that when I actually do go to the bathroom, it'll feel that much more amazing.
03:54 AM September 22, 2008
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wilw
A kid just walked down my street, kicking a can. I looked for other kids rolling a hoop with a stick, but saw none. Timestream: intact.
05:37 PM September 21, 2008
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