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scottsimpson
In my ideal city everything would have a Town. Gotta buy an egg? Head over to Egg Town. Need a barber? Haircut Town.
about 14 hours ago
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bre
OH: In every venture there is a DJ and a Rapper and that's just the way it is.
about 16 hours ago
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Jordan_Morris
I wanted to laugh at how bad various parts of Max Payne were, but Mark Walberg was sitting in front of me.
11:55 AM October 10, 2008
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nostrich
University said I have fees that are outstanding. I said "thanks!"
02:05 PM October 08, 2008
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badbanana
Hello, world. Welcome to the economic meltdown. Grab a shopping cart on the left. Tarps on your right. Avoid the road at night. Good luck.
10:20 AM October 08, 2008
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EffingBoring
(Talking points generated from previous tweet:
•presence= all week
•tip waitress
•try veal.)
09:25 AM October 08, 2008
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ikostar
@iancr Not finding something on google is god's way of telling you to make it yourself.
11:23 PM October 07, 2008
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scottsimpson
Barry Zito! The shouting man in Section 122, Row 28, Seat 8 has some salient tips regarding your curveball!
08:08 PM July 22, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Doing tech support for my mom's iPod update. God love 'em, Moms are always calling stuff the wrong thing. God love 'em.
10:40 PM July 13, 2008
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pagecrusher
Riding my bike on Tilamook behind the slowest driver I've ever seen. Cartoon slow. I'm texting this faster than he's driving.
08:14 PM June 19, 2008
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badbanana
Ice found on Mars, which means it can support gin and tonic.
07:14 PM June 19, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
"Giving it 110%" doesn't make you seem like you're trying hard. It makes you seem 10% gratuitous and 100% unoriginal at expressing yourself.
07:27 PM June 15, 2008
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plasticbagUK
Super Happy Fun MRI time!
04:35 PM June 12, 2008
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EffingBoring
Mewling kitten trapped in bodega basement. Valiant rescue! Clutching kitten to chest, enter bodega. Guy: "My cat. Wish I was where he is"
04:27 PM June 12, 2008
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SeoulBrother
Ain't no party like an IT party cuz an IT party 99.999
08:56 PM June 11, 2008
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Remiel
At last! A What is Web 2.0? whitepaper! What a week: first I go CLEAR during my Scientology audit, now this! Everything's coming up Remiel.
10:47 AM June 11, 2008
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hotdogsladies
BO:"Checkmate." HC:"No, I'm still in." BO:"Check the board; I won." HC:"No, I still have two roundhead guys and a horse." BO:"OK. Whatever."
08:05 PM June 03, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Weird that my favorite song to listen to on MUNI metro is "Autobahn." Since I do not personally fahren fahren fahren auf der MUNIbahn.
05:29 PM June 03, 2008
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xenijardin
We fashioned lean-tos from blinking banner ads, and brewed eula bark into a sort of dark "rss" to warm us through the black nights.
05:49 PM June 02, 2008
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xenijardin
You children are too young to recall, but during The Great Friendster Diaspora, bloggers gnawed on their own flesh and inbound links.
05:47 PM June 02, 2008
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