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timcommandments
My campaign slogan: We're fucked. Let's fix it.
about 1 hour ago
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suzytrotta
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1929!
08:45 AM October 06, 2008
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djuggler
Uh. I have one of those Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus stress eye twitches going on. Clouseau! IE6! MVC! CRUD!
11:33 AM October 03, 2008
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Shavar
I said "God Bless You" in Spanish to someone and they told me they were Ethiopian.
08:04 PM September 26, 2008
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suzytrotta
Getting yelled at doesn't make me want to work harder. Getting yelled at makes me want to take a 3 day weekend & turn off my cell phone.
09:35 AM September 26, 2008
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jenmcclurg
Am I the only one who finds it odd that the new insanely bright LED billboard on Chapman is advertising a "Go Green" campaign?
07:15 PM September 21, 2008
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wilw
The Monopoly Guy just endorsed McCain. Turns out McCain helped create a series of bank errors in his favor.
04:24 PM September 17, 2008
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FrankStrovel
Obama just now: "McCain says he wants to do away w/ the old boy's network, but for John McCain the old boys' network is a STAFF MEETING.."
11:58 AM September 17, 2008
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GingerSnaps
Man tries to make love to an SUV...http://tinyurl.com/5edkaj I'm serious. Should've been a Hummer...
02:44 PM September 16, 2008
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zane_z11
I'm thinking I must have tinkered with Pinhead's puzzle box.
05:55 AM September 15, 2008
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cathymccaughan
Parental Hungernesia: Physical desire for food causes you to forget the horror of taking small children to a grocery or restaurant.
03:04 PM September 14, 2008
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zane_z11
in case we run out of gas before I shop again, stocked up on cheez-its.
03:38 PM September 11, 2008
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cathymccaughan
Last night's sex was so good that I almost woke up @djuggler.
09:09 PM September 05, 2008
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barner
Midday bicycle ride + sun + tank top - sunscreen = more evidence I have a learning disability
06:40 PM September 05, 2008
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djuggler
Apparently tonight is watch 3 year old make daddy drink night.
04:35 PM September 04, 2008
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newscoma
Yes. There is beer at the Soybean Festival. Yes, I imbibed. I need a stunt liver.
04:51 AM September 04, 2008
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vagredajr
I am looking forward to an orderly election in November, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
08:28 PM September 03, 2008
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