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cathymccaughan
"Mommy, I think your booty is too big for those panties."
02:16 PM July 18, 2008
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vagredajr
do churches get spam about enlarging the organ?
04:49 PM July 14, 2008
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rcade
How is it even possible to spend $3,000 a month on online porn? The repetitive motion stress would be enormous.
10:52 AM July 03, 2008
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FrankStrovel
@newscoma Why doesn't the TN GOP just wear white sheets and get it over with?
02:03 PM June 30, 2008
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cpknoxify
There are days when I don't feel like using all 140 characters.
07:48 AM June 30, 2008
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suzytrotta
Verizon Wireless is the abusive boyfriend of cell providers. They treat me like crap and then give me free stuff so I'll come back for more.
09:18 PM June 23, 2008
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suzytrotta
my thinker has quit
07:32 PM June 04, 2008
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zane_hagy_z11
Bacardi and coke is the chocolate and peanut butter of alcohol
06:57 PM May 30, 2008
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lasthome
@newscoma Whenever you think you're too old to learn this stuff, just remember we're the ones who invented it all. The kids just use it...
11:24 AM May 22, 2008
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knoxpatch
Finally tried to navigate traffic nightmare downtown. Tried to head west and found myself shopping for crack on Broadway.
03:52 PM May 21, 2008
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FrankStrovel
Is someone who uses Twitter and living in Conway, Arkansas, a Conway Twitter?
03:24 PM May 21, 2008
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vagredajr
Indiana too close to call. Except for Hillary. She doesn't need numbers. She got her math degree at the Colbert Institute.
10:40 PM May 06, 2008
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zane_hagy_z11
Red Bull, Pop Tart, and a board meeting. Anyone feel like wrestling?!
08:43 AM April 30, 2008
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FrankStrovel
Why do I feel like the big benefactor of my rebate check will be an oil company?
05:08 PM April 29, 2008
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FrankStrovel
So, in theory, I'd have to WIN Powerball just to afford the drive to lottery headquarters...
11:11 AM April 21, 2008
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AndyAxel
@knoxvilletalks He won't be carbon neutral until he stops emitting so much gas at his website.
11:56 AM April 15, 2008
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wilw
BREAKING NEWSFLASH: Man from Mars stops eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. Developing . . .
04:42 PM April 04, 2008
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BarackObama
In Columbus,MS & wondering how somebody who's in second place is offering the vice presidency to the person who's in first place. Vote Tues!
12:46 PM March 10, 2008
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newscoma
I just heard a CNN anchor say pee water.
08:00 AM January 20, 2008
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