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ninjakai
For once I want to see a heroes episode where they visit the future and it is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME but they have to stop it anyways.
12:27 PM September 23, 2008
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schnee_sterne
Screw the diet, today I am eating whatever I want.
11:23 AM September 04, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
Gotta be honest, between Facebook and YouPorn I feel entirely inadequate. Both prove I barely manage an average poke, let alone a super one.
09:29 PM August 26, 2008
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problogger
New at ProBlogger: Sitemeter Crashing Sites When Viewed with IE7 http://twurl.nl/xv1yly
09:50 PM August 01, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
When the boyfriend hasn't showered in over two days, I throw on an early Pink Floyd album, lick him, and wait for the hallucinations.
12:50 PM July 16, 2008
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lonelysandwich
I'm developing an iPhone app called Ladytime. Make of that what you will.
12:30 PM July 16, 2008
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Moltz
I was upset the Belgians bought up all our Bud until I realized the "B" was capitalized.
09:23 PM July 14, 2008
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bcwoods
Looking like Jesus Christ and growing a beard should be a criminal offense. Don't even pretend you don't know who you look like. Psycho.
06:54 PM July 14, 2008
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bcwoods
My mom has just now cited the latest cover of the New Yorker as evidence that Barack Obama is a secret muslim.
03:32 PM July 14, 2008
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bcwoods
Do you ever have one of those mornings where you just say "I'm going to brush my teeth unusually well today?" Today was one of those days.
11:53 AM July 14, 2008
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codinghorror
"Efficiently handling tags is similar to attributes in dating sites (ie. +blonde +tits -fat)" OK, I LOLed at that one.
08:50 PM July 13, 2008
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d0rk4l
Omg twinkle works?!?! No wai
08:44 PM July 13, 2008
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bcwoods
If a person slips up and tries to give you a "high four" the odds are very good that that person is really a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
07:27 PM July 12, 2008
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bcwoods
For a guy whose name is the phonetic equivalent of "Kneel Gay Man" Neil Gaiman sure seems like the kind of guy who gets a lot of ass.
07:25 PM July 12, 2008
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bcwoods
I have come to the conclusion that the only useful function performed by Internet Explorer is downloading Mozilla Firefox.
09:39 PM July 11, 2008
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bcwoods
Does anyone else feel like a melodramatic pirate if they haven't shaved for a few days?
07:37 PM July 10, 2008
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bcwoods
What do you call one who twitters? A Twitterer? I believe the world "twit" should become the standard.
10:48 AM July 09, 2008
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bcwoods
Fact: Jonah Goldberg may be the dumbest window-licking, mouth breathing, partisan hack who has ever drawn breath.
10:18 AM July 09, 2008
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bcwoods
Whoever had the bright idea of making toy drum sets for toddlers should be shot in the fucking face. Repeatedly.
09:40 AM July 09, 2008
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