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reneeborhood
reneeborhood @NikolHasler FRIDAY CONFESSION: I waste at least 3 hours a day reading blogs at work.
Jp
AltoidLover @NikolHasler FRIDAY CONFESSION: I'm sorry that I fell through my niece's ceiling traumatizing her. Still not paying for therapy though.
twofistededitor
twofistededitor @NikolHasler I intentionally act like I dislike my family more than I do in order to distance myself from their conservatism. How's that?
Brian Ellis
bc42 FRIDAY CONFESSION I washed the whites with one blue sock. My wife won't let me do the laundry now. Darn =(
imelda bettinger
imelda FRIDAY CONFESSION! My dad still calls me "Mudda". A kid Kenny used to called me that as in "Mudda's daddy, can Mudda come out and play?"
mattgunn
mattgunn Well, I guess I can stop dreaming about the government buying me 2,100 McDonald's Apple Pies. . .
Daniel Shannon
phyllisstein Think it'd be easier to trick a boy into liking me if he knew that sometimes Internet strangers think I'm funny?
Tim Siedell
badbanana These bratty neighborhood kids are asking to be saddled with our debt, if you ask me.
NikolHasler
NikolHasler In the new hood I have found the butcher and the baker. Feels as though there is something missing... Hmmm...
Daniel Shannon
phyllisstein If Eskimos have forty words for snow, they must have hundreds for "stupid homophobic fundamentalist whore."
JP Robichaud
troismarteaux @NikolHasler I deserve to know if she wants me out of her life or not.
Josh Schultz
joshjs @nikolhasler ...a government that properly balances liberty with equality. For everyone.
NikolHasler
NikolHasler I ought to be asleep right now, but the drugs haven't kicked in yet and the bf says I am not permitted to drink myself to sleep anymore.
NikolHasler
NikolHasler Bob Marley had some happy thoughts, but dude was way off mark. Every little thing is *not* gonna be alright. Child.
Nick Douglas
nick Obama is The Dude. "You're not wrong, John. You're just an asshole."
Simon Goetz
pagecrusher We can't afford another Holocaust? But I've been saving up!
Derek Powazek
fraying I have a cockring from a mother of four in Nebraska....
Mat Luschek
langley Anyone want to meet IRL someplace isolated, so we can trade naked pics of @nikolhasler?
Josh Lee
joshleejosh Book Goggles: nerd equiv. of beer goggles. Phenomenon in which people seem hotter depending on which section of a bookstore they're seen in.

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