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RHATS
I get to a certain point on Fridays where I say to myself, "well - I can do that on Sunday." And then I get sad. Then I think of gin.
about 5 hours ago
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DjLunchbox
@justinKownacki O, Organized religion. Will your usefulness at controlling the masses EVER cease?
09:51 AM August 08, 2008
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kroosh
Ever step onto the train and think "it smells like a dead hobo on here" and realize its cause the guy slumped over is one?
09:31 PM August 06, 2008
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cspenn
"Does it work with Mac OS X Server?" "No, but small businesses don't use Macs." "We do. Good bye."
06:47 AM August 04, 2008
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SheilaS
@JustinKownacki They're also against "government handouts" and "special interests," but love their home mortgage deduction. :)
10:20 AM July 29, 2008
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jayrosen_nyu
Tensions between Obama and press. Press: "It's about access." Left: access for what? Gotcha & right wing talking points? Right: lovefest!
01:29 PM July 25, 2008
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Sourcerer
@JustinKownacki it's easier to be brilliant/charming/insightful when you can backspace
01:43 PM July 09, 2008
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CarmanAvenue
Saw my dreadlocked friend in the parking lot. I waved; he put his fist in the air, which signified something more.
11:13 PM July 05, 2008
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Mike_FTW
Antonin Scalia won't be happy until the unborn spawn of child rapists can pack heat in the womb.
08:41 AM June 26, 2008
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thatnight
A hooded man just approached the passenger side of my car and kind of looked around. Was that Death? Was I just spared?
02:30 PM June 03, 2008
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glemak
@JustinKownacki carpetbaggers always seem to think they can monetize better than purists - key sign: they use the word monetize a lot!
07:44 AM May 28, 2008
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cmiddlebrook
She says - I type in "freelance design" to google and I dont see my site - can you put it in the top 10 for me? *bangs head on desk* NO!!
06:03 AM March 11, 2008
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BBratt
@JustinKownacki Any religion that still relies on the "Pull Out" method of birth control needs to be rethunk.
01:02 PM March 10, 2008
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Spytap
Things that work slower than my hotel's "high-speed" connection: Peace in the middle east, the return of Christ, making fire with sticks.
06:21 PM March 06, 2008
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neovids
@jsmooth995 im waiting for the release of pics from obamas visit to the land of Mordor wearing traditional Chaotic-Evil Half-Orc garb.
06:40 PM March 03, 2008
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jwynia
thinks that @gapingvoid's and Scoble's "now you should follow me on service XYZ" sounds an awful lot like a 14 year old deciding to go vegan
01:25 PM March 01, 2008
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shalunov
Facebook friend wants me to find out what kind of girls' underwear I should wear. Is this the end of the world or can I still pack?
04:09 PM January 24, 2008
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scottstead
"Vision w/o action is merely a dream. Action w/o vision simply passes the time. Vision with Action can change the world" - Joel Barker
10:13 AM December 17, 2007
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