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Cookie Monster eats a machine: Nathan showed me this clip on YouTube the other day. Originally bro.. http://tinyurl.com/69bs5s
@stephenhui Thanks I saw that. That's the second time they've used that photo, it was on Monkeybites before. http://tinyurl.com/5mgsfh
Star Trek meets Monty Python: This kind of feels like the culmination of everything the internet h.. http://tinyurl.com/5p38om
Every bit of my body was made with shoddy workmanship, and thus is broken. I blame my parents.
@Twyst SI8 is out today? Whoot. For some reason I thought it was going to be out on December the Never. Now I need to leave my apartment.
@hummingbird604 Yay. The new rule is if you enjoy anything I write you need to give me a nickel. I'm crap at personal branding and need $.
My photography on Wired's blogs: My photo of my broken iPhone keeps popping up on Wired's blogs. T.. http://tinyurl.com/6lzewc
Though I'm glad I didn't have to fight in WWII, I wouldn't have minded being able to help liberate Holland.
@travislupick Holy crap that's my photo.
Though I'm glad I didn't have to fight in WWII, I wouldn't have mind being able to help liberate Holland.
You can hardly tell I made it on a cell phone: I was thinking about the video I posted awhile ago .. http://tinyurl.com/56ybxg
Roberts Rules as per the Killers: Whereas: no humans are dancers and Jane is a human. Therefore Be It Resolved: Jane is not a dancer.
Logic from the Killers: No humans are dancers. Jane is a human. Is Jane a dancer?
@philwhln The law is you can't smoke within a certain distance of entrances. Possibly on Robson given the number of doors that means that.
@Miss604 The word seems to need a Web 2.0 service to do anything these days. Several bathroom jokes come to mine. Such as : Toiltr.
@RichLovatt @danfaust Is Conner still alive, it seems like he's replaced with Wolverine now that he's got amnesia and is indestructible.
@RichLovatt More likely we'll get a Black Lantern Pa Kent.
@retrocactus Also good appearance in @georgiastraight this week.
@retrocactus Putting "II: Electric Bugaloo" after something makes it awesome. It's a fool-proof method, try it with anything and everything.
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