|
rabbitroodle
@JPhilipson a little water mixed with powder sugar will help your dilemma my dear.
12:04 PM October 07, 2008
from web
in reply to JPhilipson
|
|
|
|
|
|
shawndrost
@lindseak Je m'en bats les couilles = I don't give a shit. Literal translation: I slap my balls against it. Even better image.
02:11 AM October 07, 2008
from web
in reply to lindseak
|
|
|
jowyang
Just landed, tried to bring some california sunshine to chicago but TSA confiscated it, next time ill pack in luggage
04:09 PM September 29, 2008
from txt
|
|
|
lonelysandwich
To the girl with the "Reading is Sexy" sticker on her laptop: my ADD makes me read everything twice. (SUPERsexy.)
01:17 PM September 25, 2008
from web
|
|
|
wilw
You know, the last time congress rushed through one of Bush's OMGDOITNOWORWEALLDIE bills, we got the Patriot Act. I'm just saying.
12:25 PM September 25, 2008
from web
|
|
|
spudcheyne
Does anyone really care that clay aiken is gay? Well, now that he's out, he should get a better hairstyle. He's representin'.
12:19 PM September 25, 2008
from Twinkle
|
|
|
|
wilw
So it looks like "suspending the campaign" doesn't mean what everyone else thinks it means. It means "stunt to change the news cycle."
10:44 AM September 25, 2008
from web
|
|
|
macratlove
How did I miss washing a giant gob of shampoo out of my hair? More to the point, do I wash it out or just leave it?
02:24 AM September 25, 2008
from web
|
|
|
|
wilw
Worst. President. Ever.
06:16 PM September 24, 2008
from web
|
|
|
|
lonelysandwich
TO BE CLEAR, Obama presents to McCain the idea of a joint solution, McCain holds a press conf to present the idea as his own. Class act.
01:20 PM September 24, 2008
from twitterrific
|
|
|
darthvader
Did I call a time out after my stupid son blew up the Death Star? Hell no! I took the boys to Hoth and laid the smack down. Feh.
01:18 PM September 24, 2008
from twitterrific
|
|
|
WatariGoro
@champuru Cinnamon andagi? I've seen many variations on the original, but that one's new on me.
04:35 PM September 15, 2008
from TweetDeck
in reply to champuru
|
|
|
newyork808
I Flickr searched "ambrosia salad" and it gave me hairy butts. Ewwwww.
01:32 PM July 03, 2008
from web
|
|
|
1000Monkeys
guy? Thanks.. @kevinrose I've have to say Bill Nye, but if it was a bum fight, Beakman of Beakman's World would win!
01:00 PM June 22, 2008
from web
|
|
|
Mike_FTW
When Obama wins Charlie Brown will finally kick that football.
09:18 PM May 09, 2008
from Hahlo
|
|
|
|
Mike_FTW
When Obama wins the waitress won't ask if you saved room for pie; she'll just bring it.
09:10 PM May 09, 2008
from Hahlo
|
|
