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@kellypea 16. I already know that I have a problem.
Hey, look! I bought a whole bunch of new computer chunks, crammed them in the box and my internet is back! It worked! What did I miss?
I thought I had a pretty good handle on the word "cute" but then I realized that the kitten, who purrs non-stop, also purrs in his sleep!
I haz a fluffy kitten http://kitteh.notlong.com
NEW KITTEN DAY!! Expect an infusion of cute on my Flickr page.
After spending all day trying to figure out what piece of my network took a dump, I've narrowed it down to "dunno" and "time for whiskey"
I suppose screaming naked in the streets would be considered "over reacting" to my internet connection being down?
@crpitt Imply that you're a gerbil? I wouldn't dare! Although "Gerbil Jockey" might be a career path that you've not yet considered?
@DAVE_ID That Obama kicks all sorts of ass.
@Jennyjinx Thanks for the ReTweet! The people must be told the truth...
I was a blind Obama supporter but I can't ignore a solid picture like this http://tinyurl.com/4v785e Oh, the humanity...
@Jessabelle207 http://twitpic.com/f6vt - Cheaply made electronics are tempting but I'd swerve left for cigarettes and beer. In these try ... ...
@mayjah What is this "moral compass" you speak of?
I've gotten so far ahead of internet trends that I'm now in a place where we just say "LOL..." and wait for something to fill in the blanks.
No, mean spirited sounds like "If elected to Commander in Chief, McCain wouldn't even be able to raise his hand to salute our troops".
Why is everyone so shocked that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again? Newsflash: She also loves light beer and fried twinkies (for breakfast)
I love watching the yogurt aisle at the grocery store. Nothing says "I have crippling poo problems" like reaching for a 48-pack of Activiaâ„¢. ...
@problogger Sadly, with the pending election and the wonky economy, 'what are you doing' revolves heavily around politics.
@TimBrownson The name is Ledgement. Judy Ledgement. Kung-foo divorce attorney.
@crpitt Heh, Squeak Derby is a fine nickname for you. It might not say "porn" but it does conjure images of high-stakes gerbil racing.
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