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FakeSarahPalin
dm @FakeJohnMcCain I just got this email from Nigeria and... I THINK WE CAN CLOSE THE SPENDING GAP WITH OBAMA!!!1
07:50 AM October 10, 2008
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dcw
@ChrissMari , I'll rally from the safety of my living room and wait for the game to come on. o Phillies!!!!
12:02 PM October 04, 2008
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dhm
Have been listening to unintentionally hilarious Saves the Day all morning. AT YOUR FUNERAL I WILL SING THE REQUIEM !!
07:06 AM October 03, 2008
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gezd
The BBC write up of the Bolton - Arsenal match states that Clichy had to go to hospital for an X-ray on his "left shit". Cracking typo.
02:34 PM September 20, 2008
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jxc
HAPPY 9/11, EVERYBODY! Or as I like to call it, the Day the Music Died.
05:47 AM September 11, 2008
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RMN_Berny
family members shovel earth into grave
10:40 AM September 10, 2008
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HoldTheGluten
OMG. Son snuck bubble lawn mower in house. Removed everything from his room (except large furn) so he could mow the lawn. Sweet jesus.
07:30 AM September 10, 2008
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FakeSarahPalin
Liberals are so dum. They squashed the rumor about me banning books in Wasilla, not us. Think we'll squash those muslim rumors? NOWAYJOSE!
01:35 PM September 09, 2008
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FakeSarahPalin
zomg pharma money om nom nom nom
09:51 AM September 05, 2008
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bananagrabbers
Welcome back, LaRouche folks. It wasn't Penn without you.
10:22 AM September 03, 2008
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anniemal
OH 'what is podcamp? it sounds like ipod. i don't like it.' don't worry. i corrected that confusion.
10:05 AM September 03, 2008
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autoclavicle
Needed: a "Puppy Bowl" equivalent for the conventions
12:01 PM August 27, 2008
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KaraLaFleur
arrrggghhh!!! I am sooooooooooooo impatient. why is the internets being all ghetto!
07:08 AM August 19, 2008
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markpappas
I'm at Pure..I've never seen this many speedos outside of the olympics
11:23 PM August 15, 2008
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tet3
SEPTA conductor yells loudly about cell phone courtesy policy, with no hint of irony.
04:32 PM August 14, 2008
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anniemal
i jump out of car to share umbrella w/ mom. i think we are sharing, she says 'oh great thx' takes the umbrella and walks away with it.
02:25 PM August 14, 2008
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JoshScanlan
Just convinced everyone to order from a certain place so I could get quesadillas. I should be a fucking quesadilla salesman.
09:24 AM August 14, 2008
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dslifton
There is no discreet way to scratch your balls on a crowded bus. You can only hope that no one's paying attention.
06:08 AM August 14, 2008
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billpalmer
"Bill Palmer added you as a friend on Facebook" - wait, I thought I was Bill Palmer
07:57 AM August 11, 2008
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