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@hightechredneck It's going to be tough for a lot of people, for a while... it's the ebb and flow of life. It will all work out with time.
@sampancake Hey, there's only so much I can do... I'm just a system of physics, after all!
@sampancake What? What did I do now?! It wasn't me, I swear!
@wyndsong You're welcome! As long as you keep doing good things, we'll do our best to make sure you continue to be happy. Symbiotic, no? :-)
@jenmyronuk Why, you ask? Mathematical coincidence. An accident of physics; that's all. Atoms bouncing off each other.
@craptastic Nope, you humans created hate. (To your credit, you also created love.) Jean-Paul will be OK so long as he believes in himself!
@missrogue How about "Happiness Facilitator"? :-D
@deneyterrio @jj4ltr I'm thinking about just flipping all the switches up and down randomly until something happens... that would be fun!
@deneyterrio As soon as I find the switch that turns your house's power back on! There are a lot of switches here...
@missrogue I just peeked at your future, and following @davespeers will NOT save your life. Ever :-) You should follow him anyway, though.
Honestly, the whole system is automated, so there isn't a lot of maintenance day-to-day. God's invention of Physics was a big time-saver :-)
Someone anonymously asked me via DM what my average day is like. Here's my response:
@jenmyronuk Don't be fooled; men can be vulnerable too. If somebody's not ready for something, then there's more work to be done.
@tbeckett Dude, I'm a Universe. I manage black holes, galaxies, supernovae. I smash atoms. I don't do hate.
@jenmyronuk Spineless when it comes to making a move, or making a commitment?
@tonybgoode NYC's Dept of Homeless Services is a great place to start: http://bit.ly/nycdhs Other areas have similar resources.
@tonybgoode I'm on it. If he's got his health, his mind, and an able body, then he's off to a good start.
@hollystarpr Conversely, if something feels so right, maybe it is! Maybe something else is wrong that's clouding things.
@hollystarpr Because if it never felt right to do something wrong, you'd never do anything wrong :-) (PS, does it really feel right?)
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