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labanjohnson
@askdrding you're still ranking #1 and #2 for "wrinkly donkey balls" on Google. great job! :P
09:02 PM September 17, 2008
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maslowbeer
I have an idea- you can be the hot sexy walking zombie out past curfew, and i can be the disciplinarian zombie killer .. . . Or somethi ...
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08:29 PM September 17, 2008
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akpoff
"I am firm; you are obstinate; he is a pig-headed fool." --Bertrand Russell on the proper way to conjugate an irregular verb
03:19 PM September 07, 2008
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tina_winslow
IM to Friend - I guess the 'what doesn't kill us makes us strong' is really, "makes our hides tougher and our ability to trust less"
01:15 PM September 05, 2008
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gwenbell
I just got done by 2 doctors in the same minute! @askdrding @drmiggy y'all must be on the same wavelength!
08:37 PM August 27, 2008
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hotdogsladies
My shrink's expression suggests that I know just enough about the human mind to misunderstand what separates us from, say, plastic ferns.
03:12 PM August 26, 2008
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davidherrold
When Life gives you lemons, stab Life in the leg and rub those lemons in good. That'll teach Life a lesson not to mess with you.
01:53 PM August 25, 2008
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tinybuddha
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." ~Mahatma Gandhi
11:57 AM August 22, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If I had a sycophantic, talking computer, I'd go less C3PO and more Abe Vigoda. Dignified, resigned, and very, very tired.
08:17 PM August 14, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Betcha one day Zen will get fed up with all the name abuse, slam a 12-pack, buy a cool crossbow, then start settling a LOT of "zen" scores.
09:53 AM August 12, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Apparently, you should pretend to like anyone who pretends to like you. This is called "networking," and it's why the web smells like feet.
07:02 AM August 06, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I'm no more superstitious than I need to be to avoid interference by bad luck, witches, and the angry, robed people who live in my ear.
06:43 AM August 06, 2008
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TheBloggess
According to the newscaster, I will probably not survive Hurricane Edouard. Or we might get some light rain.
04:38 PM August 04, 2008
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jj4tlr
@AskDrDing You are so sassy, Rupaul added "sashay shante" to "Supermodel" just for you #pronoia
08:38 AM August 01, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Vell, Frau Panictwat, Ich consulted mit mein Colleague und vee agree I make eine Massage auf dein Hysteria Bag meinself. Ankles up, danke."
12:18 PM July 27, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Fans of Freud and unintentional irony will be pleased to learn of Gucci's $1400 purse: "The Hysteria Bag." Was "Dry Uterus" already taken?
12:07 PM July 27, 2008
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