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Just for today, can we please turn the stock market chart upsidedown so for once it looks like something's going up??
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Does anybody know Superman? Can U ask him to spin the earth back about 3 months? I have to sell some stocks. Thanks!
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I mentioned 7-Up might become 6-Up. Dan T says Preparation H may soon become Preparation G! Scott says it will be far worse - Preparation A!
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I suggest we establish a special website 4 SPAM & viruses. Then folks looking 4 SPAM or Viruses will know where to go to get what they want!
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W// all the banks the Feds are going to buy into, I hope they have enough $$ left. to buy into my piggy bank. I'm thinking maybe 70% share.
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More cutbacks from the rumor mill. Twitter will be allowing only 128 characters per tweet starting November 1st. Damn this economy!
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More companies are cutting back. Starting next week 7-Up will be rebranded 6-Up and V8 will become V7. Where will it stop?
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U know airlines are in terrible trouble when the stewardess announces they work for tips only and please be generous when you exit the plane
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Since nothing much happens during sleep, I don't think it should count toward your age. So deduct 1/3 of the years when you tell your age!
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You know you've produced too many videos for YouTube when your own "video will" includes out-takes, bloopers and credits!
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U know you're too wired when you dream in Javascript & Hypertext Markup Language, That's according 2 MAD's Mike Synder who only uses pencil.
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@tomzer1 EXACTLY like that! Nice job.
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Guess if you're in math class in Alaska & get asked a question, it's okay to give an answer on a subject you like better.
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I'm ready for the debate tonight. Got my pajamas on and my alarm set 4 the morning. That way five minutes in, I'll get a good nite's sleep.
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@mhykol I see your point. Next time I buy gum I'll leave it unchewed & see if it increases in value! AEN
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Ok, here's my plan 4 Wall Street that's foolproof. For the next 12 months stocks will only be allowed to go up! Problem solved, no big deal.
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My stock broker told me not to buy anything until he gives me the go-ahead. Darn, I really wanted to buy that pack of gum! Hopefully soon.
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@coppercan Hey CC...was there another melt down at TWIT Army? The Giz Wiz told me his screen name & password come up "incorrect" again.
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Trying to get a little more techno-savvy. I bought a new iPhone, but I'm having trouble syncing it with my Hi-Fi.
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I believe in Capitol punishment. If convicted of a crime, send them to the Capitol & make them listen 2 lawmakers for a full year! 2 Cruel?
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